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Alex The Flippin' Awesome Evil Genius

Hey, lovely person looking at my Tumblr. My name's Alexandra but feel free to call me Alex - everyone does. I'm 20 and living in Toronto, Ontario. Currently I'm attending Brock University in Saint Catharines and studying Business Communications. I also high fived Jeffrey Cranor. Yup.

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what if i get mono now

gahjfd

I cringe because at one point I like kissed the guy and it was so awkward it was like what

And he wasn’t that great of a kisser. Like it was different than how Brian kissed. It was weird.  - A good weird but weird. Like he was more forceful and closed mouth. While Brian was all tongue and trying to stuff it in. 

btu aghnjshj

i can’

this just, i don’t even want to message the guy because I don’t even want to be in a relationship and he doesn’t seem my type but jdnf,cvn

i cry i’m so tired i need to go to bed

so i made out with a guy tonight

i missed kissing

it was nice

also got some guys number

got grinded on profusely by some fucking asshole

no…two assholes.

actually, three.

the first one was this big guy who literally was knocking me over and I was so not into it, I was like “What the fuck is happening”

the second guy was one of my fucking classmates. Like yo. No. I do not. AND I COULD FEEL HIS FUCKING BONER. I CAN”T> I CAN:T NON NON ONONONONONONO

and then the third guy was pretty nice and he’s the guy who I got his number and I’m not sure if I will text him but he was decent. His name was Mo. He looked familiar and his name sounds familiar. Sooo….

I met so many people from my program. It was insane. I hated it. They know me. Why are they there. It’s so awkward. But this cute guy came up to us though and started talking to us. He was in my program too. He was so fucking funny. He was taking out his sport check card and then, so proud of it, he took out his $90 Menchie’s card

I was like “Damn, you’re rich.” 

oh my god he was so adorable. I can’t wait to see him again in my program and be like “Yo, where is your Menchie’s card.” because he was probably too drunk to remember this conversation. 

ROTFLMAO 

Me and the housemates are going out tonight

probably partying

if we find a party

yup

micoovav:

just got my dads fathers day card

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man

smolderingcas:

just watch jensen’s face

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Accidentally blasted “I like big butts” in class. Welp.